Secret Handshake.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I have been thinking about the handshake Roger and, regretfully, don?t think it is wise for me to participate at this stage of my life. That was how I got pregnant last time.

Right - count me out!

[Colin]

What one is my index finger? 

[Mince]

The one next to your big toe.

[A Woman]

Secret handshakes smacks of the free masons!!!

I don't like secrets of any sorts.

[peter]

How old are you AW.

[peter]

Just so mince knows that what he showed me works.


We are fostering this dog.

[Roger Kettle]

Um...Peter, that's a wolf.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Um...Peter, that's a wolf.

Sergei Prokofiev, if I'm not mistaken. A delightful composition.

[Colin]

It's only got 1 front leg.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Well spotted, Colin. If you've still got the Sainsbury's receipt, you can probably take it back, Peter.

[The Peepmaster]

There's a 3-legged dog on this island. It gets on the bus in Rothesay, and jumps off by the shops in Ardbeg. (I'm sure I've mentioned this before).

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

...Then it strolls into the saloon bar, and announces, "I've come for the man that shot ma paw!".

[Colin]

...Then it strolls into the saloon bar, and announces, "I've come for the man that shot ma paw!".

Ah the old one's are the best. 

[Malc]

Ah, that was a classic exchange, folks, I was laughing fit to bust. This page alone was worth the entrance fee. You all paid too, right?

There's a 3-legged dog on this island

There's a three legged dog everywhere. My sister Cath's dog Max had three legs.
He started off with four, but got out of the garden only to be hit by a car.

[Roger Kettle]

Um...Peter, that's a wolf.

Sergei Prokofiev, if I'm not mistaken. A delightful composition.

I was wondering who would get in first with this!