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peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2008, 03:01:40 PM »
What's this about finally leaving home we have been trying for twenty years and like a boomerang he keeps coming back.
If it was only Roger I would have sent him a personal message.
This is a all points bulletin.
If Peeps want to take the responsibility I will let him they do seem to like one another .

If not what about you taking him he's cheap Vulture.
Real cheap
« Last Edit: July 27, 2008, 03:04:29 PM by peter »
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Vulture

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2008, 04:10:00 PM »
Quote from: peter on July 27, 2008, 03:01:40 PM
What's this about finally leaving home we have been trying for twenty years and like a boomerang he keeps coming back.
If it was only Roger I would have sent him a personal message.
This is a all points bulletin.
If Peeps want to take the responsibility I will let him they do seem to like one another .

If not what about you taking him he's cheap Vulture.
Real cheap

Children are NEVER cheap; I've had three of them but I've been lucky enough to get them to leave home while they were in their early twenties.  You obviously went wrong somewhere if he's still at home; you made him too comfortable.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2008, 06:10:15 PM »
I can't bear the tension. Isn't one sleepless night enough, Peter?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2008, 06:20:09 PM »
I'm not filled with dread, but I've got about an ear-lobe's worth of mild concern.
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peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2008, 06:26:10 PM »
ALERT! ALERT!

MINCE IS ON HOLIDAY

HE WILL BE TRAVELLING AROUND THE UK BY CAR.

STARTING FROM LONDON HE WILL BE AWAY THREE WHOLE WEEKS

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

THE CAKES AND BUNTING ARE ALREADY BEING PUT UP AND HERE THE PARTY HAS STARTED.
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Tom

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2008, 07:25:50 PM »
Peter, Operation Mince Spies has been initiated.

Stay calm.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2008, 07:30:22 PM by Tom »
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peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2008, 08:36:03 PM »
HE 'S NOT GOING TO MELTON MOWBREY
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Tom

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« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2008, 08:55:04 PM »
Phew, that's lucky. That's where the operation's HQ is.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2008, 08:56:44 PM »
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU PETER, YOU ARE TRULY DEEPLY DESERVING OF THIS! THANK GOD, YOU CAN GET YOUR SWEETIES OUT OF THEIR HIDY-HOLE NOW! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
(It wasn't your car and petrol card he took was it? - although it would probably be worth it anyway.)

Yippy! - we don't have to worry about grammar and spelling for three weeks!
« Last Edit: July 27, 2008, 08:58:51 PM by Diane CBPFC »
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Vulture

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2008, 10:53:24 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on July 27, 2008, 08:56:44 PM
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU PETER, YOU ARE TRULY DEEPLY DESERVING OF THIS! THANK GOD, YOU CAN GET YOUR SWEETIES OUT OF THEIR HIDY-HOLE NOW! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
(It wasn't your car and petrol card he took was it? - although it would probably be worth it anyway.)

Yippy! - we don't have to worry about grammar and spelling for three weeks!

What's the betting he's taking his laptop with him.

AND he'll probably come back with three weeks of washing for Mrs Peter to wash!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2008, 11:06:48 PM »
Am I the only person to be thinking this is a bit of an anti-climax? You can't even say "Lock up your daughters", because we're talking about.. er.. Mince.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2008, 11:14:29 PM »
Everyone here knows me well enough. Do I seem like the kind of person who would travel around Britain terrorising a bunch of old people?
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Malc

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2008, 05:05:53 AM »
Er, quite frankly yes.
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Vulture

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2008, 06:57:03 AM »
Quote from: Mince on July 27, 2008, 11:14:29 PM
Everyone here knows me well enough. Do I seem like the kind of person who would travel around Britain terrorising a bunch of old people?

Well, it'd be no different from what you normally do, but you'll be on the move while you're doing it!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2008, 08:40:11 AM »
I've got visions of a little bubble-car with a suitcase strapped to the top...
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