Warning! Warning!

[peter]

Wells Cheder and Bath has had an invasion today.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Let me know if he attempts to breach the Shropshire border, Peter. I'll need a few hours to heat up the oil.

[peter]

You should be safe but who knows with Mince.
I thought I would get rid of him for three whole weeks but within three days he was back.
The man is unpredictable.

[peter]

Mince is snuggled down in Cornwell.
So all of you should be o.k. for some time.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I was in Cornwall last week. I guess that's what you call a narrow escape. Speaking of escape, has Calypso succeeded yet?

[peter]

Bloody people!
The Mince spy's have lost him.
He could be any were along the south coast and as far north as the cotwolds.
I do not believe it.
Last I heard Calypso was still being held captive.
 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Calypso is still captive, eh? Sounds like we could have a Patty Hearst situation developing. 

[The Peepmaster]

I thought he was down in the South West of England, the clot
ted cream teas would be quite tasty I imagine.

[peter]

Calypso is still captive, eh? Sounds like we could have a Patty Hearst situation developing. 

I was going to say that Tarks but could not remember her name.

[Vulture]

Calypso is still captive, eh? Sounds like we could have a Patty Hearst situation developing. 

Are we sure it's Calypso that's the captive: perhaps she's waiting for a suitably high cliff to chuck Mince off!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Beachy Head is good.

You're welcome!

[The Peepmaster]

Touring the South West of England is Mince - Crackers
would go nicely with some cheese from Cheddar.

[The Peepmaster]

I can imagine what the South of the UK now thinks about Mince - Nuts
are quite good sprinkled on an ice-cream

[The Peepmaster]

Maybe Mince is sleeping in a tent - the twit
tering of birds would wake him early

[Vulture]

You've been enjoying yourself, haven't you, Peeps!