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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: DIY
« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2011, 11:36:43 PM »
I’ve always suspected that there may be Italian blood in me. Proof: I am part English; there are some fabulous noses sprinkled throughout my family and to top it off, I took to tiling like a duck to water.

Fireplace is looking fab  :)
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Re: DIY
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2011, 03:25:10 AM »
Well all the signs are there - the Englishness, the noses, the tiling. In fact what the hell are you on about?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: DIY
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2011, 06:39:02 AM »
Isn’t it obvious? My great, great, great, great, great English granny had something going on with a Roman centurion!
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: DIY
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2011, 09:12:48 AM »
Oh, I think she'd have had to have been a good deal greater than that, Diane.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline The Peepmaster

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« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2011, 09:31:02 AM »
Oh, I think she'd have had to have been a good deal greater than that, Diane.

She was 327.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: DIY
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2011, 09:37:48 AM »
Cradilus snatcherus!
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: DIY
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2011, 01:32:56 PM »
I knew that there should have been more greats but I was getting tired and feeling the hostility from Malc.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: DIY
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2011, 07:20:27 PM »
Malc's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great granny probably had something going on with a Viking.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: DIY
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2011, 08:08:38 PM »
Malc's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great granny probably had something going on with a Viking.

Now you're leaving yourself open to being sued for libel...  <-
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: DIY
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2011, 10:37:37 PM »
Or invaded.  But wait, they did that already ... And to many places.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: DIY
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2011, 10:48:30 PM »
Malc's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great granny probably had something going on with a Viking.

Now you're leaving yourself open to being sued for libel...  <-

Nope the way I have it worded - she could have sold him soap and candles.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: DIY
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2011, 10:49:06 PM »
I highly doubt that though.
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: DIY
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2011, 10:53:26 AM »
Mead and furs, more like

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Re: DIY
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2011, 11:45:47 AM »
Soap and candles are still very suggestive of sexual practices.

Well, where I come from anyway...

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: DIY
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2011, 11:56:10 AM »
Soap and candles are still very suggestive of sexual practices.

Well, where I come from anyway...

Come on, Malcolm - it's ages since you went to that convent...
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟