Discrimination

[The Peepmaster]

People called Jim all begin with the letter "J", whereas I don't. I think this is very unfair, and possibly discriminatory. I'm all for equality and I, like Tarks, pay my license fee. (I know Mincey doesn't, but then again he does profess not to have a telly).

[The Peepmaster]

Have you considered that people called "Jack" also begin with the letter "J", although this is purely coincidental, and not any effort to be fair and non-discriminatory?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.

And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.

[The Peepmaster]

Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.

And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.

Er.. Jenny's a girl's name!

[peter]

Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.

And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.

Er.. Jenny's a girl's name!

I thought a Jenny was a donkey or just an ass

[peter]

and what about John

[The Peepmaster]

Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.

And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.

Er.. Jenny's a girl's name!

I thought a Jenny was a donkey or just an ass

You're thinking of Jenny Wren. That's a bird.

[Malc]

That's a burrd.

[peter]

That's a burrd.

is that the plural of burr

[peter]

Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.

And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.

Er.. Jenny's a girl's name!

I thought a Jenny was a donkey or just an ass

I was thinking Hinny

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.

And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.

Er.. Jenny's a girl's name!

So? Are you saying paramedics can't be girlies? You really DO need help.

[The Peepmaster]

No, paramedics can be girls and many frequently are. That's great. I don't want to have equality with a girl though when it comes to names. That was my point. Maybe it looked stupid if I didn't make that clear.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Ah, yes. It sure doesn't look stupid now.  :

[Roger Kettle]

Nigel, Roger and Tarquin. All great butch names.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]