The Christmas Competition.

[Mince]

Calm before the storm...

I take it that this is from experience.

[A Woman]

As I was saying, Mincey...........






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..... Tarq's spoken of you often! :

[Mince]

No, honestly*, Tarks sent me a private message saying: "Pick out the mistakes in her English for me." He set up me up.






(*I am using this in the broadest possible sense of the word.)






I'm getting to like these spaced-out after comments. I might use them more.

[A Woman]

No, honestly*, Tarks sent me a private message saying: "Pick out the mistakes in her English for me." He set up me up.


(*I am using this in the broadest possible sense of the word.)


I'm getting to like these spaced-out after comments. I might use them more.

He wouldn't dare, he's already on borrowed time as it is!

I'll have to give him a good feathering down later!

[Mince]

I'll have to give him a good feathering down later!

How often do you let him out of the cage?

[A Woman]

 

[Mince]

You don't? 

Do you just throw pencils and paper in there and shout "Draw!"?

I will have to tell my students his predicament. Perhaps they can keep him sane during his long and lonely hours in there.

Is the cage in the cellar?

[A Woman]

You don't? 

Do you just throw pencils and paper in there and shout "Draw!"?

I will have to tell my students his predicament. Perhaps they can keep him sane during his long and lonely hours in there.

Is the cage in the cellar?

".......In the cellar?"

Oh I wish! :'(

His cage is lacking in luxurious items that one would expect from such a well known, brilliant artist (cough! ).

His sanity alas went walkies along time ago.

What about your cage, Mince? Is it cold in there?

[Mince]

His sanity alas went walkies along time ago.

Well, that's obvious.

Do you just hand him the food or does he have to do tricks to get it?

What about your cage, Mince? Is it cold in there?

I traded it in for a sofa.

[Vulture]

I'll have to give him a good feathering down later!

  This is a new one on me, AW. Can you please explain?

[A Woman]

Do you just hand him the food or does he have to do tricks to get it?

I know what you look like, mate!

[A Woman]

I'll have to give him a good feathering down later!

  This is a new one on me, AW. Can you please explain?

Er..... I'd rather not!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Do you just hand him the food or does he have to do tricks to get it?

I know what you look like, mate!

Oh-oh! 

[Diane CBPFC]

This is going to be a very hard competition to judge ? especially if one is on dial-up.

[peter]

He set up me up.

He set up me up.    What part of the english language does this come from?


For a English tutor.  D-


See me after school Dad.