Secret Handshake.

[Roger Kettle]

As I regard this site as a bit of a secret society, I think it's time we had a secret handshake. I suggest rubbing the fleshy bit below the thumbs in a clockwise fashion before tapping index fingers thrice. While I realise this may result in several punches in the face from bewildered strangers, I feel that, in the long term, this will bear fruit. The word will soon spread and imagine the joy when you finally press flesh with a fellow Peepster. Obviously, when this happens, a secret password is then required. Having established handshake rapport, you then shout "DESERT STRIP!" Of course, in certain bars, this may have unfortunate connotations but I think this idea is worth persevering with. Let me know how it goes.

[The Peepmaster]

Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  :

[Vulture]

Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  :

How much for?

[The Peepmaster]

Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  :

How much for?

3/-

[Vulture]

Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  :

How much for?

3/-

Peeps, the Canadians still use lbs. and oz. but money is in dollars and cents.

[Mince]

As I regard this site as a bit of a secret society, I think it's time we had a secret handshake. I suggest rubbing the fleshy bit below the thumbs in a clockwise fashion before tapping index fingers thrice.

Can we have an illustration? Or better still, a YouTube clip.

[The Peepmaster]

Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  :

How much for?

3/-

Peeps, the Canadians still use lbs. and oz. but money is in dollars and cents.

I did it in "old money" because I remembered how you keep reminding us how old you are.

[Vulture]

Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  :

How much for?

3/-

Peeps, the Canadians still use lbs. and oz. but money is in dollars and cents.

I did it in "old money" because I remembered how you keep reminding us how old you are.

There's a slap in the post! 


You must still remember old money, though.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

He still buys his drinks with it.

[The Peepmaster]

I wish! A florin for a pint of good English ale!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Can't even get yer nuts for that these days (10p).

[Diane CBPFC]

I have been thinking about the handshake Roger and, regretfully, don?t think it is wise for me to participate at this stage of my life. That was how I got pregnant last time.

[The Peepmaster]

I have been thinking about the handshake Roger and, regretfully, don?t think it is wise for me to participate at this stage of my life. That was how I got pregnant last time.

How's the weather, Di? Has that yak come back yet?

[peter]

In Newark if it keeps raining as it is we will probably see Noah and his ark with a yak,

[The Peepmaster]

In Newark if it keeps raining as it is we will probably see Noah and his ark with a yak,

Noah and his ark with a yak in Newark...  It sounds like the makings of a tongue-twister.