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Fyodor

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2008, 10:15:09 AM »
I say, I say, I say, my dog's got three legs.
How does he smell?
Awful.

Fyodor

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2008, 10:18:30 AM »
I say, I say, I say, my dog's got three legs.
How does he smell?
Awful.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
This is a doddle. I think I'll become a jokester.

Offline Mince

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2008, 10:20:03 AM »
I say, I say, I say, my dog's got three legs.
How does he smell?
Awful.

I love the way you seamlessly join two jokes into something that is bigger and funnier than the sum of its parts. Remarkable!

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2008, 10:45:26 AM »
Remarkable!

Well, you got that bit right.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2008, 10:46:15 AM »
Awful.

Well, you got that bit right.
I apologise, in advance.

Fyodor

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2008, 03:27:56 PM »
Awful.

Well, you got that bit right.
You're full of awe? Shucks. There's no need, really.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2008, 04:31:33 PM »
He's full of something. "Shucks" is close.  ;D
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

A Woman

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2008, 12:56:13 PM »
How old are you AW.

The big 40, yesterday :(. Or rather a nicer way of putting it and still being able to hang on to my thirties is: 39yrs and 12months!

Beautiful dog by the way.  :)

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2008, 01:22:05 PM »
How old are you AW.

The big 40, yesterday :(. Or rather a nicer way of putting it and still being able to hang on to my thirties is: 39yrs and 12months!

Beautiful dog by the way.  :)


Hey, my bird's going to be 40 this year. I usually dump 'em over the birthday period to save money, but this one's a bit of a milestone, so perhaps I should think to do something special - go halves on a party or something... ???

Happy birthday for yesterday AW! You still look youngish to me, darlin'.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

peter

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2008, 01:38:19 PM »
How old are you AW.

The big 40, yesterday :(. Or rather a nicer way of putting it and still being able to hang on to my thirties is: 39yrs and 12months!

Beautiful dog by the way.  :)



Many thanks the dog is being fostered so if you want a beautiful dog you have to be vetted.
Not by Mince though.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2008, 01:40:06 PM »
Hey, my bird's going to be 40 this year. I usually dump 'em over the birthday period to save money, but this one's a bit of a milestone, so perhaps I should think to do something special - go halves on a party or something... ???

You're a bit of a romantic, aren't you.

(bit = computer term = 1/256)

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2008, 01:52:58 PM »
How old are you AW.

The big 40, yesterday :(. Or rather a nicer way of putting it and still being able to hang on to my thirties is: 39yrs and 12months!

Beautiful dog by the way.  :)

Happy Birthday, AW! Hope you had a great day.

peter

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2008, 02:28:21 PM »
How old are you AW.

The big 40, yesterday :(. Or rather a nicer way of putting it and still being able to hang on to my thirties is: 39yrs and 12months!

Beautiful dog by the way.  :)


Hey, my bird's going to be 40 this year.
Happy birthday for yesterday AW! You still look youngish to me, darlin'.

Bet you will be 39 next year.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2008, 02:44:21 PM »
I doubt it, Peter - she's been 27 for over a decade now. Still looks it, to my unbiased, myopic eye.  :-*
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2008, 02:47:46 PM »
Happy Birthday
A Woman 


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