Secret Handshake.

[Fyodor]

I say, I say, I say, my dog's got three legs.
How does he smell?
Awful.

[Fyodor]

I say, I say, I say, my dog's got three legs.
How does he smell?
Awful.

 
This is a doddle. I think I'll become a jokester.

[Mince]

I say, I say, I say, my dog's got three legs.
How does he smell?
Awful.

I love the way you seamlessly join two jokes into something that is bigger and funnier than the sum of its parts. Remarkable!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Remarkable!

Well, you got that bit right.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Awful.

Well, you got that bit right.

[Fyodor]

Awful.

Well, you got that bit right.

You're full of awe? Shucks. There's no need, really.

[The Peepmaster]

He's full of something. "Shucks" is close. 

[A Woman]

How old are you AW.

The big 40, yesterday . Or rather a nicer way of putting it and still being able to hang on to my thirties is: 39yrs and 12months!

Beautiful dog by the way. 

[The Peepmaster]

How old are you AW.

The big 40, yesterday . Or rather a nicer way of putting it and still being able to hang on to my thirties is: 39yrs and 12months!

Beautiful dog by the way. 

Hey, my bird's going to be 40 this year. I usually dump 'em over the birthday period to save money, but this one's a bit of a milestone, so perhaps I should think to do something special - go halves on a party or something...

Happy birthday for yesterday AW! You still look youngish to me, darlin'.

[peter]

How old are you AW.

The big 40, yesterday . Or rather a nicer way of putting it and still being able to hang on to my thirties is: 39yrs and 12months!

Beautiful dog by the way. 

Many thanks the dog is being fostered so if you want a beautiful dog you have to be vetted.
Not by Mince though.

[Mince]

Hey, my bird's going to be 40 this year. I usually dump 'em over the birthday period to save money, but this one's a bit of a milestone, so perhaps I should think to do something special - go halves on a party or something...

You're a bit of a romantic, aren't you.

(bit = computer term = 1/256)

[Roger Kettle]

How old are you AW.

The big 40, yesterday . Or rather a nicer way of putting it and still being able to hang on to my thirties is: 39yrs and 12months!

Beautiful dog by the way. 

Happy Birthday, AW! Hope you had a great day.

[peter]

How old are you AW.

The big 40, yesterday . Or rather a nicer way of putting it and still being able to hang on to my thirties is: 39yrs and 12months!

Beautiful dog by the way. 

Hey, my bird's going to be 40 this year.
Happy birthday for yesterday AW! You still look youngish to me, darlin'.

Bet you will be 39 next year.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I doubt it, Peter - she's been 27 for over a decade now. Still looks it, to my unbiased, myopic eye. 

[Diane CBPFC]

Happy Birthday
A Woman 

best wishes from the C.B.P.F.C.